WELKUM 2
FONE-TIK
PARA-DICE!

WHY ITZ BETTR:

• No mor "their/there" problemz - NOW "deir/dare" 4 evrywan!
• "Affect/effect"? JUS SAY "uh-fekt" (werkz 4 BOTH!!!)
• Want "special sauce"? TRY "spee-shul saws" [hoover 4 tips]

SUCESS STORYS:

"Eye need two by 4x4 wood"
HomeDepot shipd 256 LITTERAL 2x4s (oops)

"Horn-y grampa needs meds"
CVS send Viagra + hearing aid (5 starz!!)

⚠️ OFISHUL MOTO: "If u kan reed dis - THANK teecher!!!" ⚠️

Kontakt: kontakt@foney-acad.kom
TEL: 1-800-OOPS-NOT